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[APH] Strip Poker - IntroSitting on the couch, a bowl of popcorn on her lap and a bottle of beer in her hand, (Name) just stared at the television that wasn’t even on. She was so bored, but didn’t want to watch anything, since there was never anything on. She thought about watching a movie, but nothing interested her. Next was the brilliant idea of going out, but she was too lazy.

Sighing, she sat the bowl and bottle onto the coffee table and fell over onto the couch. Groaning loudly, she turned over and screamed into the cushion, kicking her legs out. Boredom had a taken a toll on her, and she didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Jumping up, she went

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"Skree!"

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Now here you were, searching for the highblood wriggler. He was good, but as you told him to he would honk every so often. It was fun finding Gamzee, but he was hiding really well this time.

"He he honk!"

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Poker Face? Check.

Katana? Che-...

You looked around the living room with a blank face. In the inside though, you were flipping your shit. You were a parent, not only did you have no clue where your katana was, you didn't know where Dirk was. That's when you connected the dots. Your eyes narrowed under your ironic shades. A cheesy flash of unnatural light went over them then the (e/c) of hell shone through. "That little shit."

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Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

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“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

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Covered in the golden stickiness that is mind honey. He's always liked the stuff, which is odd seeing how most wrigglers are pained by it. But there he was, licking it off his stubby grubby legs. He didn't notice the couch gone, but that was quickly resolved when he looked up.

"Squeak!" Was his reaction, you stared down at him w

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He looked too adorable with his little legs flailing around.

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And really, who doesn't want to be a dragon?

_______________

"He he he!"

Terezi's tell tale snicker rang out, as she ran past you. You watched her, red eyes following her every move carefully. Its not like it really mattered, you couldn't "see" her anyway. You could smell her tangy blue scent and it quickly wafted past. You wings twitched by your back, ready to launch on a moments notice.

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Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.

That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 1

Quick Author’s Note: To all my dude friends out there, I just want you to know that this was written for females, so it might be a little weird for you to read it (unless you just replace the ______’s where your name goes with some random little girl’s name and crap, which is fine). But other than that, PLEASE enjoy my very first reader insert to raise South Korea Awareness :3 :3 :3

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Little _______ had never been more cold or scared in her life. She was completely alone, and she was in the dark, and had no idea where she was, and no sense of direction so she could move. Al

Inspiration [Denmark x Artist!Reader]

Inspiration. Needless to say it was something you desperately needed. Sitting in front of a blank sketchbook twirling a pencil in your hand, you looked around at your surroundings hoping it might give you an idea.

Unfortunately, it didn't. Your mind was just as empty as ever as it was still aching for some sort of prompt to illustrate.

Maybe someone could help you...? But who could provide the artistic inspiration you needed?

"Hey [Name]!"

The door to your room slams open, and you turn to face the intruder with an unamused expression. Upon seeing just who had came to disrupt your art time, you sighed and uttered t

Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3Papa! South Korea x Child! Reader Pt. 3

I will love you forever if you’ve read this far. Even though it’s not really that far…and it’s not really that bad…idk. I love you!!

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__________ tossed and turned in her sleep. She was having a nightmare, or a fever dream. She kept switching from hot and cold, and the frightening scenes running through her head weren’t helping. Tiny beads of sweat began to appear on her forehead, and she could have sworn she heard someone calling her name in the distance. It sounded like her Papa?? However her mind couldn’t take the fever dream for much longer and

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"Auuh!" Equius spluttered as milk fell on his face. His round blue eyes closed to prevent milk from getting in them. When he opened them he looked at you with a stunned expression, like he was offended his bottle blew up in his

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Transformers: Interpersonal Skills

by =SingingFlames, Jan 12, 2013, 6:02:27 PM
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Title: Transformers: Interpersonal Skills
Universe: G1
Pairings: None
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Author's Note: The Seekers discuss a run-in with a pair of infamous twins. This is a Flash Fan Fiction Friday entry, for the theme "Provoked." I tried something new with this; I didn't use any dialogue tags. Or anything but dialogue. I'm hoping the readers will be able to pick up on who's who. Word count: 262

"I don't know why you two're so upset."

"Really, 'Warp? No idea?"

"They're called the 'Twin Terrors' for a reason. They were gonna attack us anyway, TC."

"You provoked them. Deliberately."

"Nuh-uh. I merely commented on their choice of paint colors."

"You compared Sunstreaker's yellow to the slime trail of an Altrectian mud slug."

"He took it completely wrong. Those trails are quite lustrous."

"And Sideswipe's paint is 'like the external digestive juices of Xess'an night beast.'"

"Yeah? That red glop is actually quite brilliant and shiny. I don't know why they both got so upset."

"Gee, you compare them to slime and bile, and wonder why they don't like it."

"Those two are just overly sensitive."

"Will you two shut up? It's bad enough I have to fly in this condition. I don't wish to add audio torture to my list of pains."

"Apparently, the twins aren't the only sensitive ones. Y'know, Screamer, you're not the only one who got judoed."

"Don't call me that!"

"My point, 'Warp, is maybe we might not have been 'judoed' so vigorously if you hadn't opened that mouth of yours."

"This is Skywarp you're discussing. He is incapable of not opening his mouth."

"Maybe you should try shutting yours, Screamer!"

"Do. Not. Call. Me. That!"

"Again, 'Warp, if you could control your vocalizer, you'd get in less trouble. Honestly, you have the interpersonal skills of Grimlock."

"Hey! Well, at least that's still better than Screamer."

Transformers: Interpersonal Skillsby =SingingFlames

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This is my Flash Fan Fiction Friday entry for

. The theme is "Provoked."

I tried something new with this one. I didn't use any dialogue tags, or any identifiers at all (besides the Seekers using each others names). I hope it works. It's an experiment to see if I can write clearly enough that my readers will recognize the different characters without the tags. Hopefully, it's not confusing.

Transformers and all associated names are registered trademarks of Hasbro. My work is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro. All Hail Hasbro!

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~FanCandyMedia Jan 13, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I got who was who!

I really enjoyed this piece, it definitely got a laugh out of me... I can SO see this. (it actually reminds me of some conversation me and my friends have had...)

=SingingFlames Jan 13, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

You and your friends were judoed? J/K

Thanks! I'm happy the "all dialogue" approach wasn't confusing. (I was a bit worried when I posted it.)

Thanks for the fav!

~FanCandyMedia Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Well no, I was more referring to the fact that one has like zero social skills, and so can be a bit blunt (and would totally compare someone's outfit to slim or bile and consider it a compliment).
No, I didn't find it confusing at all!! It was surprising to be able to recognize a character just by the way they say things...
You're welcome, by the way! (p.s. I recommended your "All For One" series to a friend who wanted to read some Command Trine stories!! I'm sure she'll love them!)

=SingingFlames Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Well, hopefully your friend doesn't run into a pair of Lambo twins and say anything too bad.

Thanks for recommending them!

I hope she likes them.

~FanCandyMedia Jan 25, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Haha, I think she's safe... for now.

No prob!! I'm pretty sure she'll like them, but I'll ask her!

~Laramus-Prime Jan 12, 2013

lol This was really neat. I liked your idea of getting rid of description all together and just making a dialogue piece. That's a great way to save on words and get right to the point.

=SingingFlames Jan 13, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Thanks! It definitely helped on word count, but presented its own problems. I tried not to be blatantly obvious that they were using each others names more than normal.

But, at certain spots, I couldn't think of anyway to be clear of who was who without them saying names.

It was a fun challenge, but I'm not sure how often (if ever) I do the "all dialogue" route again. Maybe a lot of dialogue. We'll see.

~Laramus-Prime Jan 13, 2013

It felt pretty natural when I was reading it, actually. Since it's dialogue, you read it in much more of a "stream-of-conciousness" manner, and it seemed to flow pretty smoothly.

Yeah, I wouldn't reccamend it all the time, but it was a cool experiment.

=SingingFlames Jan 14, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

You know, I hadn't thought of it that way, but the "stream of consciousness" makes sense. I guess, as the writer, I read it differently. It's hard for me to step back, and just read my work. I see all the little bits and how I tried to fit them together. I'm very bias (and prejudiced) when it comes to my own stuff.

You know, I like experimenting with my writing (like this), even if it's something I may not use again (or, at least, so drastically).

~Laramus-Prime Jan 14, 2013

Well, it's good that you're a tough critic when it comes to your own work. Still, I think there comes a point where you need to admit to yourself that you're good.

I'm glad you experimented with this, since it came out really well. I'll considder trying it myself in a future 4f.

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